July, 2005
Message from the President…..

Greetings fellow comrades.
In wake of my most recent Tank Talk, in which I described the
actions of a few members from our club running amok in some distant
land, I am forced to implement a few changes in our political doctrine…a
revolution if you must. The
aforementioned Talk Tank was thoroughly analyzed and critiqued by the
previous President. Barb’s
assessment was, that due to a weak and decedent democratic regime, the
bonds of authority had collapsed and the masses succumbed to their
unscrupulous and disparaging capitalist lifestyle.
She said that I must rule with an iron
fist and take immediate and harsh action to quell any such
destructive behavior now and in the future.
Therefore, in a measure to retain order, I decree that I will now
attain the position of Premier of the People’s Republic of Kittyhawk
Divers. Elsa's will now be the
Motherland
In as such, I will serve the great cooperative sprite, do good deeds and
unselfishly serve the people to inspire the masses to become model
workers and progressive divers. I
will not strive for neither fame nor profit, fear neither hardship nor
death, and devote myself wholeheartedly to the revolution, and work
totally for the services of the people.
As premier, I shall bravely fight against tyrants (Steve) that
threaten the innocent, endure severe pain and boldly eradicate spiritual
pollution (Steve and Randy) and combat bourgeois liberalization….OK,
enough of that horsing around. In
a nutshell, Barb said don’t let certain folks out of my sight on scuba
trips.
Well folks, we’re already a third into May if you can believe that.
That means next month we will be halfway through the year…wow
time flys. It also means
that we are on the heels of the summer diving season.
A few of the Kittyhawks kicked off the season by hooking up with
several folks from the Gavia Scuba Club at a recent outing.
Steve, Barb, and I packed up our gear and headed out to the
Primary Oceanic Operations Laboratory (POOL) for some technical dive
training.
Training consisted of navigating confined areas while employing a
variable buoyancy, adjustable drive, Diver Propulsion Vehicle. That
really means we played with a tiny 12 volt Scooty-Puff 200 in a swimming
pool…The Gavia’s were kind enough to invite us to their annual Pool
Party at
Miami
University
. It was fun to get out and
play in the water. And there’s
nothing like going to a campus to look at college girls to remind
oneself that there is a definite line of demarcation between that of a
young eligible bachelor and a creepy old guy...so much for life begins
at 40!
There is not much on the horizon to report.
We have opportunities for local dives, the DAN BBQ in July, and
the possibility of a trip
Panama City
later in the fall. The Gavia’s
have a trip to Cay Sal Bank aboard the Nekton if anyone is interested. The
trip is scheduled for August. See
Mark or the Gavia web site for further details.
I’m sure well have something for the upcoming meeting.
Either Steve will have some
Belize/other dive footage or I can bring in some video from
Curacao
.
Until next time!
C YA
JC
Barb